Dear New Jersey,
Please stop pretending to be a real state, us 49 others know you are not, yup even gay Alaska agreed and so did Alabama after we taught them how to read and explained it to them slowly. Stop stealing Pennsylvania and New York's glory. We all know that you are the bastard love child of PA and NY. Pa owns the jersey shore in the summer and NY gets the north. I don't know if you know this NJ, but your governor quit cause he was gay. Do us a favor and stop trying.

Love,
All the states that matter

ps- your girls are trashy all of them