Dear guy watching porn in the campus computer lab,
Let's make a couple of things clear:


  1. I realize you like hardcore pornography. Who doesn't? However, not having the internet at home is no excuse for watching it in a public setting, like a library, or a school computer lab for example. I recommend you buy a magazine or rent a movie and enjoy in the privacy of your own home.
  2. Headphones aren't good enough. Just because you're the only one who can hear it doesn't make it invisible. Honestly, there's 14 people sitting behind you.
  3. No, looking at just photos of people f*cking isn't acceptable either. DVDA on your screen makes it hard for me to concentrate on my Psych paper, no matter what the medium.
  4. Have you no shame!? This is a place of learning! Other people need to use these resources to… ugh… to… hey, is that what it looks like? No way! Could you just move your head to the left a little?
  5. Seriously though, you disgust me. We pay a lot of tuition to get these computers, and… OMG she just shot out a pingpong ball!! Holy sh*t, did anyone else see that? Well, obviously you did, guy watching porn in the campus computer lab, but anyone else? WTF?!
  6. Oh, what the hell lab tech!? Give the guy a break, he probably doesn't have the internet at home.