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Picasso and Van Gogh lead rival teams in the most prestigious "lightning round" in art history.

Licensed Plumbers for Truth release an attack ad.

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There's nothing like the holidays to bring out the worst in family relations. Shot in the style of the Science Channel's "How It's Made" series.

It's about time.

University of Florida Campus Police respond to the tasering of Andrew Meyers yesterday at a John Kerry speech on campus.

The reality behind the reality of watching reality television from your living room sofa.

Is this the kind of thing you want to tell someone on a blind date?

Recently discovered video of Miss Teen South Carolina's parents who were in the audience to hear her infamous answer.

Once again showing grace under pressure.

Two of America's great minds go head to head.

What is the female equivalent of "Balls of Steel?"

Frat-boy pranks taken to the extreme.

An interview with the real people behind the popular self-help program The Secret. If you've never heard of The Secret, just ask your mom. She'll definitely know what it is.

This guy just can't stay on topic to save his life.

Coca-Cola marketing, meet Coca-Cola facts.

A martial arts master gets distracted during a lesson on kicking.

This one is for all you hipsters out there. God bless you guys.