1	Penn State	100	45	1260	395	13	2:00	79	62	107282	36	1.1	1	1	1
2	University of Florida	97.3	54	1250	151	15	2:00	79	78	88548	69	1.1	1	1	1
3	Virginia Tech	93.9	42	1190	265	13	2:00	78	59	66233	45	0.5	1	1	1
4	University of Oklahoma	92.7	49	1130	77	17	2:00	78	71	82112	56	1.4	1	1	1
5	Auburn	92.1	49	1120	93	20	2:00	80	86	87451	60	0.7	1	0	1
6	University of Alabama	92	53	1130	76	19	2:00	78	70	92138	59	1.4	1	0	1
7	Louisiana State	90	52	1180	165	10	2:00	79	78	92400	64	2.5	1	0	1
8	University of Tennessee	88.7	51	1160	68	18	3:00	78	66	102037	52	0.4	13	1	1
9	Clemson	88.5	46	1220	76	17	2:00	79	53	80301	57	0.8	4	2	3
10	Michigan State	87	54	1150	384	12	2:00	79	59	75005	32	0.9	2	0	1
11	Western Kentucky	85.5	58	1000	119	9	2:30	77	69	17500	49	2.9	1	1	1
12	NYU	85.5	62	1310	77	4	4:00	79	49	2130	40	0.1	x	0	0
13	Purdue	85	41	1130	282	17	3:00	84	59	62500	39	0.5	4	0	1
14	Florida State	84.3	56	1160	109	15	2:00	79	85	82300	67	0.5	35	1	1
15	University of South Carolina	83.8	55	1160	68	14	2:00	79	60	80250	63	3.0	4	1	0
16	University of Georgia	82.8	57	1220	79	19	2:00	79	73	92746	57	2.0	3	0	2
17	Indiana University	82.5	52	1120	201	16	3:00	79	64	50180	42	0.7	3	0	0
18	Indiana University of Pennsylvania	82.4	54	960	99	10	2:00	79	69	6500	40	0.2	1	0	1
19	Central Michigan	81.3	56	1070	136	6	2:00	79	75	30199	31	0.7	1	1	2
20	University of Illinois	80.9	47	1280	219	20	2:00	79	50	69249	38	0.7	5	0	1
21	University of Missouri-Rolla	80.4	23	950	92	27	1:30	83	44	8000	46	0.2	x	0	1
22	Texas A&M	80.3	48	1180	99	6	2:00	90	75	82600	66	0.9	2	0	2
23	Arizona State	80.2	51	1090	98	6	2:00	77	83	73379	72	0.5	x	0	1
24	University of Iowa	80	53	1190	100	7	2:00	79	70	70585	37	1.4	1	0	0
25	University of Arizona	79.6	53	1110	103	7	2:00	79	82	57803	70	0.5	2	0	1
26	University of Washington	79	52	1190	66	17	2:00	71	77	72500	51	2.0	8	0	x
27	Ohio State	78.9	47	1200	222	6	2:00	79	76	102329	41	0.9	16	1	3
28	UNC	78.8	59	1280	73	12	2:00	95	56	60000	53	6.8	13	1	1
29	Georgia Institute of Technology	78.8	29	1310	100	21	2:00	79	49	55000	57	1.5	13	0	x
30	Rutgers	78.7	50	1210	73	9	2:00	79	51	41500	43	1.6	1	0	1
31	West Virginia	78.6	46	1040	137	9	3:00	79	73	60000	43	0.8	x	0	1
32	Southern Illinois	78.6	43	1070	143	5	2:00	70	72	17000	45	2.6	1	0	x
33	Virginia Commonwealth	78.4	59	1060	68	3	2:00	79	76	3250	49	4.0	1	0	x
34	SUNY Buffalo	78.1	46	1140	83	3	4:00	78	62	31000	33	1.2	1	0	1
35	Kansas State University	78	49	1110	102	17	2:00	80	63	52200	47	1.4	x	0	2
36	University of Maryland	77.8	48	1270	122	9	3:00	79	61	51500	46	0.7	2	0	1
37	University of Colorado	76.5	47	1170	181	7	2:00	79	74	53750	49	0.4	x	0	1
38	Texas State	76.4	55	1070	68	5	1:00	77	77	15218	66	0.7	x	2	1
39	University of Kentucky	76.2	51	1110	75	15	2:30	78	69	67606	45	1.4	4	0	1
40	University of Nebraska - Lincoln	75	46	1180	69	11	1:00	79	55	85197	40	2.0	5	0	x
41	UMass	75	49	1150	81	1	2:00	80	38	17000	36	13.5	7	3	0
42	University of Connecticut	74.9	51	1190	113	8	1:00	80	29	40000	36	6.5	4	1	0
43	Mizzou	74.6	51	1180	104	20	1:30	84	63	68349	44	1.0	22	0	1
44	University of South Alabama	73.6	60	1050	67	10	2:00	70	81	10041	64	2.0	5	0	x
45	Bowling Green State	73.4	55	1010	118	11	2:00	79	57	23724	35	1.6	12	0	x
46	University of Michigan	73.1	50	1310	118	12	2:00	80	63	107501	34	2.9	25	0	1
47	SUNY Oswego	72.8	53	1100	79	7	4:00	79	43	3500	33	22.2	x	0	1
48	Miami University	72.7	54	1200	98	22	2:00	80	52	24286	43	0.7	109	0	1
49	University of Kansas	71.3	50	980	82	14	2:00	79	78	50071	46	0.9	13	0	1
50	Towson University	70.6	60	1070	72	7	3:00	79	77	11000	45	2.2	x	0	1

Formula to Calculate Score

Some people would describe this equation as confusing, ugly, or completely made up. Those people might be correct, but here is a breakdown of how we get a school's Final rating:

For each category, we take a school's score and divide it by the best score in the given category. This only works when the best score is the highest number (e.g. a bigger Stadium Capacity is better). When the best score is the lowest number (e.g. having fewer Male Vocal Groups is better), we just take the inverse. After that, we average these category ratings together and end up with a school's raw score, which we normalize onto a 100 point scale. Get it?

Category Descriptions

Percent Female

This is the number that determines how much action you're likely to get at school. Say it's 60%. That means if there are 10 people, 4 of them will be dudes and 6 of them will be chicks. And on top of it, if you go to a liberal arts school you can bet at least one of those four is too busy working on his film to talk to girls, which means there's no reason why you shouldn't be knee-deep in sin.

Average SAT

Statistics show that the hotness (i.e. sluttiness) of girls is inversely proportional to the score received on the SATs. The higher the SAT score, the uglier the girls get. If she got a 1600 you better believe she's a dog. So don't get too down if your scores weren't as high as you hoped, you get to spend the next 4 years in paradise.

# pics uploaded to CH

This one's pretty simple. The more pics you upload to CH the better. There's nothing that makes a school better than its student body. The more embarrassing pictures we have of that student body, the better.

Percent Greek

The number of fraternities and sororities on campus is closely related to how crazy the parties are. Having said that, academic or Christian fraternities, though technically considered "Greek", really have no place in this statistic.

Bar Closing Time

The later your bar closes, the better your chances are of (legally) sedating that cute blonde who's way out of your league. And by sedating we mean wooing her with your eloquent words.

Freshman Retention Rate

Your school can't be that great if everyone's trying to get out. If your retention rate is low, get the hell outta there.

Percent Commuters

Commuters are like townies. You never see them around campus but they always show up to parties and drink your beer. They're not really part of the whole school vibe. Show them no respect.

Stadium Capacity

Bigger stadium equals bigger sports scene equals awesome sports events equals more parties and tail-gating. It may sound cheesy, but school pride is where it's at.

Average Temperature in February

When it starts getting colder, girls will inevitably enter their "comfortably fat hoodie" stage. This means staying inside instead of going out, while chowing down on Cool Ranch Doritos with the girls. It's bad news for you when they just want to "stay comfy" and "pig out".

Closest Taco Bell

Possibly one of the most important statistics we offer for the Power Rankings. Your school's proximity to this delectably cheap fast food paradise is of utmost importance for late Friday nights, wee hours of Saturday mornings. Crunch Wrap Supremskis here we come!

Billboard Peak

When you're looking for something to make your chump high school friends jealous of how awesome your school is the first thing you should tell them is how many girls you hooked up with. The second thing you should brag about is what bands or artists came to your school. The higher they rank on the billboard list, the higher your ranking.

Cute College Girls on CH

The more the better! We get a ton of Cute College Girl submissions with only a select 3 each week. If some cutie from your school made the cut you better believe your school will jump up in the Power Rankings. Though having a Cute College Girl at your school doesn't necessarily mean she'll come to your Halloween party.