A Study Into the Dark World of Imbibing
by Trip December 12, 2006A compendium of ideas regarding the imbibed personality traits superseding those of the sober man can be found below this loquaciously pedantic introduction.
The sober man sees: Oprah Winfrey
The imbibed man sees: Halle Berry
The sober man sees: His roommate's bedroom
The imbibed man sees: The house's bathroom
The sober man sees: An old woman's hydrangea
The imbibed man sees: The perfect place to fall face first into a hydrangea
The sober man sees: A Taco Bell commercial
The imbibed man sees: Heaven
The sober man sees: Driving as a necessity to get from point A to point B
The imbibed man sees: Driving as a divine mission to get to Taco Bell while evading those good-for-nothing police who want to kill his buzz
The sober man sees: Hilary Clinton
The imbibed man sees: Gross, its still Hillary Clinton
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