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  • What Your Dorm Posters Say About You

    by Dean September 03, 2007


    I don't smoke nearly as much weed as I tell people I do, none the less, don't borrow any money to me.


    I have HBO, come hang out in my room.


    I am a beer snob. I will scoff every time I see you drinking Keystone Light and ask you how you can "drink that piss".


    I wear sweatpants and have never touched a woman's breast.


    I carry a Nalgene bottle everywhere with me.


    There is a 90% chance I will date rape a girl this year.


    I will get drunk and lecture you on French New Wave films.


    I watch you while you sleep.

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