Black Santa Every Teusday Night 6-9pm

Stayin' Alive - On My Hands

Watch me perform "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees on my hands! Check out my other hand clapping talent videos! rnrnHere's an explanation of how I do it: I clap my hands in a cupped position and direct the air from the clap into my mouth, which acts as a resonance structure. I get different sounds by changing the volume of my mouth.

Dante boozin'

He would hold it himself but he's too drunk

The Shocker

We told the drunk grandmother that it was "W for Washu"

Mickey Mouse Beach Patrol was the Shit.

I'm not sure what's more embarrassing. Wearing what I'm wearing or the pink wallpaper my parents thought looked good.

Do they have Halloween in Iran?

Schmucks?

"It wasn't until a week later that I found out that this picture went on all of the teachers' rosters."

Mt. Buttmore?

It's my stomach, I swear! Look closely.

Ouch...

Throwing Diet Coke + Mentos off a Roof

We had nothing to do last summer besides study organic chemistry. So we decided to see what we could do with diet coke and mentos.

He speaks for us all...

I know someone who is Extra Virgin. He tried out for Beauty and the Geek

They Were So Ill Cuz They Won

Someone with CBS decided to lengthen the Southern Illinois abbreviation from the usual SIU to So Ill. It's cuz they is ballas son.

The Big Blue Shocker

A big blue shocker! (It's actually our dorm's unofficial sign, but you get the idea)

Missouri? Eh?

In a book partially funded by the Fed. Government. As a Missourian, this struck me as a little odd...

Nice Thong

Everday she sat near us and wore that bathing suit in a different color, after day 3 it wasn't funny anymore because our eyes began to burn and we had to move further down the beach

White Man Can Jump

The 2005 NCAA Dunk Contest. A White guy won. His name had 24 consonants in a row and he didn't speak english. Ok I made that up but he had the best dunk I've ever seen a White Guy do.

Lil Jon

Whitey got style

Ice Luge

We made our own Ice Luge