
This one goes out to Cornwall C. Wallingford Jr, the 3rd. Cornwall, a cunning linguist, was able to use his superior verbal abilities to convince his fellow schoolmates that instead of hazing the supple freshman class, they should instead sodomize them. A seemingly impossible task, Cornwall turned a group of straight men into a raving pack of homosexual predators. Like Andy Dick upon an unconcious 15 year old boy covered in cocaine, they pounced quickly into the depths of bro rape. Many have wondered how this feat was accomplished, looking to turn its power from the goods of teaching freshman a lesson towards evil. With great caution I reveal his argument.
Cornwall : "Hey guys, how about instead of making the freshman wear dresses, we have sex with them?"
not Cornwall: "No"
Cornwall : "Fag"
And so the gay sex ensued.
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