Ex-Girlfriends can be many things: bitter memories, wounds that will never heal and frequent visitors in your masturbatory fantasies. But if there is one thing in common about all ex-girlfriends it's that they produce some of the most painful, hilarious and often universal stories. Myself and four of my colleagues are prepared to share our worst with you. Won't you join in our pain?

Mine: I was in high school and like so many of my peers I was experimenting with love and commitment. I had been dating one special lady for a few months when the topic of sex came up. "Yes," I said immediately.

Many people say that college kids are invincible. This is, in fact, true. College kids can eat anything, can drink alcohol well past toxic levels and barely need to sleep at all. They can make it across campus in seconds when running late for a test. They can hear the clink of their roommate's key in the door even over the loud grunts and moans of the porno they are jacking it to. They can become violently ill at a party and regenerate themselves in minutes with the help of a finger down the throat and an understanding host. In a way, college students are superheroes.



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