The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesThe professor was talking about equilateral triangle...
Genius: So what's it called if there are more than 3 equal sides?
Professior: A square.
Professor: One of the oldest human type skeletons ever found is Lucy (showing pic of skeleton).
Future trophy wife: How did they know her name was Lucy?
Prof: They found her driver's license.

Prof: ...so these are the many different features of the Martian surface.
The Brilliance: So how come they only call the surface on Mars the "Martian Surface"? Why don't they call any other planet's surface a Martian surface?
Professor Einstein- And all of the main branches of military have their headquarters located in the Pentagon. You know what that is? It's that building that looks like that weird shape. What shape is that?
Class- A pentagon.


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