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7 total in January 2008
  • The Sex Survey

    Hey look! A survey about sex!

    The Sex Survey

    (eg 3.2)

    Reddit
    Fark
    Digg

    www.

    BDSM
    Doing it outside
    Furries
    Hentai
    Feet
    Fat People
    2 Chicks 1 Cup


  • Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!

    Are you going out with your friends tonight?
    Are you going to make me cry tonight?
    Let's fool around later.
    Let's snuggle later.
    My friend, John...
    This guy who wants to bone me, John...
    Wow, your bathroom stinks!
    Wow, I just blew up your bathroom!
    I'm soooo drunk.
    I'm soooo about to embarrass you.
    Ooh, can I borrow this DVD?
    Ooh, this is coming to live with me now.
    My dad is just protective.
    My dad is just a dickhead.
    Ugh, I look so fat.
    Ugh, I look for compliments by insulting myself.
    Ugh, that girl is such a slut.
    Ugh, that girl is better looking than me.
    What are you doing this weekend?
    What are we doing this weekend?


  • The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

    The Nominees
    • A) Wright State, Columbus, OhioSubmitted by Kyle

      The professor was talking about equilateral triangle...

      Genius: So what's it called if there are more than 3 equal sides?

      Professior: A square.

    • B) University of California, Riverside, Riverside, CaliforniaSubmitted by Scott

      Professor: One of the oldest human type skeletons ever found is Lucy (showing pic of skeleton).

      Future trophy wife: How did they know her name was Lucy?

      Prof: They found her driver's license.






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  • To Do!!!

    Lube.

    Find flowers

    Send free Facebook gift. The dick in a box one, maybe...

    Get $10 $5 Best Buy gift card

    Clown wig

    Pick up 40's

    Double-check reservations at ESPN Zone

    Wash "Never Forget. 9/11/01" t-shirt

    LUBE!

    Buy sharpie, finish making card

    MAKE SURE tattoo place will do the tat even if she's drunk

    Threaten her father

    Brush tooth
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  • The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.



    The Nominees

    • A) San Diego State University, La Mesa, CaliforniaSubmitted by Josh

      Prof: ...so these are the many different features of the Martian surface.

      The Brilliance: So how come they only call the surface on Mars the "Martian Surface"? Why don't they call any other planet's surface a Martian surface?

    • B) UMass-Lowell, Holbrook, MassachusettsSubmitted by Dan

      Professor Einstein- And all of the main branches of military have their headquarters located in the Pentagon. You know what that is? It's that building that looks like that weird shape. What shape is that?

      Class- A pentagon.



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    This article has been made possible by a generous donation from Jeff Rubin's brain.


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