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I am being "crushed on" by a 26 year old man...uh...boy.

by Eliza March 11, 2008

That's right : CRUSHED ON

Fucking Crushed On. And those are his words. Not mine.

And By a 26 year old man, I clearly mean a 26 year old third grader.

But you know what? It's cool, I guess I'd still be up for a little bang bang. Because nothing makes me want you more than reminding me that if you were on top, you would, in fact, crush me.

And not to mention your stunning career prospects in professional Guitar Hero and construction. I mean, as a 26 year old college sophomore, I probably shouldn't have expected you to have a vocabulary to rival a 9 year old

But i guess i have to look on the bright side, at least you didn't ask me to meet up under the swingset after recess.

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Rules For Strip Madden

by Samantha Leffler March 03, 2008

So, after trying to come up with a fun way to get naked, I came up with the rules for Strip Madden. While the girls may get naked faster, it can work to their advantage.

Touchdown or Field Goal: Other person loses an article of clothing, and¤oes ten seconds of ³omething (tickling, kissing, whatever within the limits set beforehand) to the scorer.

XP: Kick (and make it): add 10 seconds. "wo-point conversion: add 20 seconds.

Handicap: when the lesser skilled player gets a first down (which can be a big accomplishment if you suck as much as i do), then they get to put something back on.

Two shoes count as one article...as do two socks. Both players should start off with an equal amount of clothing.

Safetys, while rare, get the scorer an automatic 30 seconds of whatever.

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