1. Sharks can not only hold a grudge against an entire family, but can pass it down from generation to generation.
2. Sharks can track people's flights from the Northeast to the Bahamas. Seriously, nothing is safe on the internet.
3. Sharks can not only travel from the Northeast to the Bahamas in roughly a day but can survive in both environments.
4. A 25 foot long Great White Shark, that weighs approximately 3 tons, has the same vertical leap as a LeBron James and Flipper love child.
5. Only after dozens of attacks spanning an entire decade does it in fact get "Personal".
Dear Amir,
We the undersigned wish for you to cease and desist allowing Streeter to put this trash on the front page.
kthx <3
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