• AIDS Karma

    The other day, I was walking down the street tomeet a friend for coffee while listening to my Ipod, when a man jumped in frontof me and asked if I had a moment for AIDS awareness.

    I pointed at my ear buds and kept walking.

    I now have shitty AIDS karma.

    I was going to go back and buy a five dollar AIDS awareness shirt to makethings right again, but my friend dissuaded me by saying, "Who the hell isn'talready aware of AIDS?"

    That's a good point. I've never had a conversation like this:

    Me: I'm really afraid of AIDS. I will always have safe sex so I don't die.

    My friend: What's AIDS? What do you mean you could die from sex? Stop makingshit up. Of course you can't die from sex! I have unprotected sex with tons ofguys all of the time, and I'm not dead!

    Me: Actually AIDS is a very serious disease passed along through sexualintercourse that weakens the immune system and eventually leads to death. Youshould get tested.

    My friend: Shit. But not through anal sex, right? That's safe.

    Me: No. That's fine.

    Good, I've raised AIDS awareness today. This should even out the shitty karma.



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