Articles Archive for University of Central Florida
15 total in March 2008
Hannes' Awkward "Status Update" of the Day
by RobbyV.com March 29, 2008
Campus News: Stick People Drawings Get Less than Positive Reviews
by RobbyV.com March 29, 2008
GREEN BAY. Wisconsin. According to a new study conducted by the University of Wisconsin, 98% of college students are "not impressed" by their roommates' stick person drawing of themselves.
By: Robby V.
Higher Education #4: How to Fold your Socks
by RobbyV.com March 29, 2008Imagine this scenario-
You and this gorgeous girl are getting hot and heavy in your room.
She reaches for your drawer to get some "protection", and instead finds a hot mess of socks.
As she stares in shock, she replies "I gotta go, I can't do this, I gotta go."
Don't let this happen to you. Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6_7W8GzunI
Campus News: Guy Loses Argument With Girlfriend
by RobbyV.com March 21, 2008
You can tell Miguel lost the argument because he is currently single.
By: Robby V.
Higher Education #3: Freshman Herding
by RobbyV.com March 21, 2008
So young, so hopeful, God bless them.
Upper classmen tend to stare at freshman herds and say things like "damn, I've been here too long." and "dude, that's totally jailbait."
By: Robby V.
Photo via Homeranch.com
Had a good time last night because you had friends who were over 21 and were able to slip you drinks under the table?
Cool.
Still have that mark on your hand that clearly brands you "Under 21?"
Not cool.
Take a damn shower! People can tell if you're clean or not by how faded that little, green X is.
By: Robby V.
[Photo via Don't Stay In]
Campus News: Shy Girl Finally Speaks
by RobbyV.com March 19, 2008
BLUFFTON. Indiana. On February 28th, overly shy sophomore student Melissa Kissel finally spoke in her engineering class.¼/div>
The event attracted the attention of many of her classmates, including the guy sitting behind her who said "I didn't even know she was alive."
When asked what took her so long, Melissa responded by saying "I'm very shy."
By: Robby V.
By: Robby V.
Campus News: Girl gets Mistaken for Rock Band Lead Singer
by RobbyV.com March 13, 2008Cornell University student Melissa Johnson became excited when her crush from Speech class asked her "Hey, where do I know you from?"
Campus News: "Stuck-up (censored)" gets Negative Response from Classmates
by RobbyV.com March 13, 2008
Immediately after hearing this, Joshua Graham raised his hand and asked if he could "turn in the assignment early".
Professor Miller's students then responded by murmuring profanity and referring to Joshua as a "stuck-up b**ch."
By: Robby V.
Bar Skank National Anthem
by RobbyV.com March 11, 2008
I feel a hunger
It's a hunger that tries to keep a man awake at night.
Are you the answer?
I shouldn't wonder when I feel you whet my appetite
With all the power you're releasing
It isn't safe to walk the city streets a
Anticipation is running through me
Let's find the key and turn this engine on.
I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heartbeat faster.
Take me home tonight!
I don't want to let you go till you see the light!
Take me home tonight!
Listen honey
iust like Ronnie sang: Be my little baby!
I get frightened in all this darkness
I get nightmares
I hate to sleep alone
I need some company
A guardian angel to keep me warm when the cold winds blow!
I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heartbeat faster. . . .
Be my little baby!
Just like Ronnie sang
I say
just like Ronnie sang:
Be my little baby
baby
my darling!
I feel a hunger
it's a hunger!
Take me home tonight!...
Take me home tonight!...
Take me home tonight!...
Take Me Home Tonight!
Campus News: Ex-CEO of Disney Michael Eisner donates $1.75 million to university, but then changes his mind
by RobbyV.com March 11, 2008GRANVILLE. Ohio. On February 15, Ex-CEO of Walt Disney World Michael Eisner, decided to honor one of his favorite English professors by donating $1.75 million to Denison University.
On February 17, Eisner requested Denison University to reverse the donation on the account that he was "just kidding."
By: RobbyV.com
Higher Education: How to Pick Your Classes and Still Manage to Get a Hangover
by RobbyV.com March 10, 2008A party? At 3 a.m.? But I have class tomorrow! Does this whiny person sound like you? Then it's time you learn how to pick your classes, damn it.
Rule #1: Classes should never begin before 4 p.m.
Rule #2: Alarm clocks are for idiots.
Rule #3: The school weeks ends on a Thursday. (Note- If Tuesday was a good night out, you can choose to end the week early.)
Got more rules? Comment them!
By: RobbyV.com
College Stereotypes: Pissed-off Party Guy
by RobbyV.com March 09, 2008Habitat: Hosting parties that suck ass.
Behavior: Tends to ruin parties by being a total douche bag to his guests. Is often heard saying things like:
"Don't drink my keg!"
"I'm gonna start kicking people out!"
"Where are all the girls I invited?!"
By: RobbyV.com
This College Life
by RobbyV.com March 09, 2008
Harvard University student Jarrod Grasley shocked his freshman College Algebra class when he revealed that he was 84.
Students became suspicious when he began to answer questions with "When I was your age..."
By: RobbyV.com
Students became suspicious when he began to answer questions with "When I was your age..."
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