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  • The WTF?! - Facts About Life's Little Mishaps

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    According to Men's Health, there is only a 49 percent chance a woman will reach orgasm through intercourse alone.

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  • A Poster For Your Blank Wall!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


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  • Campus News: Student Decides To Keep Used Textbook

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


    FOUKE, Arkansas. On May 16th, Women's studies major Jennifer DeRiley decided to keep her used Human Sexuality textbook, after the bookstore clerk offered to buy-it-back in exchange for a "free human sex lesson.

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  • Campus News: Student Accuses Roommate of Stealing Profile Picture

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


    Austin, MASSACHUSETTS. On May 13th, Communications major Adam Crampton accused roommate Ryan Selezney of stealing his Facebook profile picture.

    When Ryan asked what proof he had, Adam replied "It's my picture!"


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  • Find Chris Daughtry!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008
    America's favorite sensitive rocker is up to his old tricks..



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  • Campus News: Volkswagen and Lil' Wayne To Make Beetle More Appealing to College Women

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana. On August 9th, Volkswagen announced that they will partner up with rap sensation Lil' Wayne to make the Volkswagen Beetle the car of choice for college women.

    New features will include extra cushions to make "dat ass jump like jurp jurp," larger cup holders for the "bottles in da club, bitch" and more room in the back in case "shawty wanna hump."¼div>
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  • Campus Hottie

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008
    Gentlemen, take a number.


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  • Find 5 Things That Are Different!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


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  • Quotes To Drink To!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


    "Scene from the movie "Old School":

    Spanish: Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobster.

    Frat Brother: You already work at Red Lobster.

    Spanish: Yea, but its part time... dick.

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  • Pass Spanish Class!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


    First in English: "Cinco de Mayo" usually ends up with me sleeping with my Mexican ex.Š

    Now in Spanish: "Cinco de Mayo" casi siempre termina conmigo dormiendo con mi ex de Mexico.

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  • That is 'Effed Up!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


    "Orange county police and wildlife officials are using glazed doughnuts to capture a bear that is roaming free at College Park."

    - Orlando Sentinel Newspaper

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  • Derek's Awkward Status Update

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  • Don't Stereotype Me, Bro : The Campus Skateboarder

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    "The Campus Skateboarder" can be usually seen skateboarding from class to class.ost are peaceful folks, but some tend to ignore people who choose do the "whole walking thing." This often leads to head-on collisions that can sometimes end up in exchange of verbal insults.

    If you ever encounter yourself in one of these situations, just simply pick yourself up from the ground and say "I hope you don't believe in karma."

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  • The College Gentleman - Tips On Becoming a Better Man

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008


    "Let people finish what they are saying before adding your comments. Interrupting others is a sign of poor etiquette and a lack of social skills. If you want to come across as egotistical, you can do so by constantly interrupting." -AskMen.com

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  • Campus News: Student is Invited to Cuddle Party

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    EL PASO, Texas. On May 2nd, University of Texas student Marc Taylor attended a "cuddle party" in hopes he might hook up with a really attractive girl.


    Unfortunately, Marc was "really pist" to find out that cuddle parties were held by 40 year old men.

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  • Higher Education: How to Avoid Your T.A. at the Local Bar

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    Here's the scenerio: You are out at a bar hanging out with your friends, when your T.A. (Teacher's Assistant) from U.S. Government class comes up to you and says "Hey, you're in my class! Come on, let's party!


    "You can either:
    A) Run away, possibly failing the class
    B) Party, and risk the chance of getting groped by someone close to your professor
    C) Ignore them, possibly failing the class

    To avoid this awkward scenario, just simply say the following words "I'm 17."

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  • Pass Spanish Class!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    First in English: When I drink "Natty Light" beer, I feel a little bit thrashy.

    Now in Spanish: Cuando yo tomo la cerveza "Natty Light", yo me siento como una prostituta barata.

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  • Robby V. Rants About: Jesse McCartney

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    So I was driving back from work flippin' through the radio and the DJ was all like "And here is Jesse McCartney with his new single called Leavin." Just as I was about to change the station I was like wait isn't this the guy who writes all those whiny face songs? I've got to hear his new song, it's probably a duet with Mickey Mouse or something.

    Here is the first verse of the song:Hey baby girl, I've been watching you all day Man that thing you got behind you is amazing You make me want to take you out and let it rain

    Baby girl?? That thing behind you?? What!?!! I'm sorry, I didn't know I was listening to Lil Wayne! Is this guy serious? I mean I don't hear John Mayer "making it rain" on anyone. Blah.

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  • Find Chris Daughtry!

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008
    America's favorite sensitive rocker is up to his old tricks...


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  • Campus News: Star Quarterback Turns Out To Be a "Huge Avril Fan!"

    by RobbyV.com May 26, 2008

    SANTA MONICA, California. On April 27th, University of Santa Monica quarterback Chad Lewis was driving his Ford Bronco, when he was caught listening to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend."

    In his defense, Chad replied "Avril is one of those artists that are greatly under-appreciated by the vast majority and I believe her lyrics and vocal stylings will leave a mark for generations to come. Also, I will be quitting the football team to become a cheerleader."

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  • Find 5 Things that are Different!

    by RobbyV.com May 18, 2008


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  • Campus News: Guy Misses At Highway Toll Both

    by RobbyV.com May 18, 2008


    JUPITER, Florida. On April 27th, accounting major Richard Gavin overthrew 50 cents at a Florida toll booth.

    When Richard got out of his car to pick up his change, he found out that they were actually video game tokens.

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  • Campus News: "Hot Girl" Upset About "Not Hot" Comment

    by RobbyV.com May 18, 2008


    MANHATTAN, New York. On April 18th, "Hot girl" Elisha Stone continuously asked History major Rufus Fosse if he thought she was attractive.

    After continuously replying yes, Rufus finally replied "I've seen better."

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  • Bumper Sticker of the Day

    by RobbyV.com May 18, 2008


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  • Find Chris Daughtry!

    by RobbyV.com May 16, 2008
    America's favorite sensitive rocker is up to his old tricks again...


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  • Campus News: Online Dater Regrets Online Dating

    by RobbyV.com May 16, 2008
    BIRMINGHAM, Alabama. On April 2nd, E-harmony dater Mike Johnson got dumped by his girlfriend for this guy:


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  • Campus News: Wal-mart No Longer Welcomes Local Perv

    by RobbyV.com May 16, 2008

    BELLEVUE, Ohio. On March 31st, retail giant Wal-Mart banned Arthur Price from their Lawn and Garden division due to his recent arrest for having sex with a picnic table.

    Upon hearing the news, Arthur replied "I'm more of a Home Depot guy anyways."

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  • Campus News: Student Freaks Out About his Exam Grade

    by RobbyV.com May 10, 2008
    ORLANDO, Florida. On March 28th, Law student Kevin Longwood became very confused when he received an F- for his exam this morning.

    Kevin claimed he spent the whole night at the library.

    However, Kevin forgot to mention that by library, he meant the bar.

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  • Movie Quote of the Day: American Wedding

    by RobbyV.com May 10, 2008

    Stifler: "Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? (Stifler punches Finch in the genitals) Bangkok!"

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  • Hannes' Awkward "Status Update" of the Day

    by RobbyV.com May 10, 2008


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  • College Stereotypes: Free "Meal Plan" Food Giver Guy

    by RobbyV.com May 10, 2008

    This is the person who bought the "meal plan" option of 50,000 meals, and is now desperate to give them away because the semester is almost over.

    Conversations tend to go something like this:

    Meal plan guy: You hungry?

    You: Yeah, but I'm broke.

    Meal plan guy: I got you man, I got that meal plan hook-up, whoop whoop!

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  • Campus News: Student Notices "Dream Girl", then Looks Away

    by RobbyV.com May 04, 2008

    GAINSVILLE, Florida. On March 18th, Women's Studies major Joe Francis, was sitting in class when he noticed the "girl of his dreams," Meredith Ivester, sitting three seats down.

    Meredith then turned in Joe's direction and Joe quickly looked away.

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  • Good Times! (a.k.a. Party Pictures)

    by RobbyV.com May 04, 2008


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  • Is This 'Effed Up?

    by RobbyV.com May 04, 2008

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  • Campus News: Student admits "Man-Crush" on Brad Paisley to Roommate

    by RobbyV.com May 04, 2008

    Miami, FLORIDA. On March 17th, Music major Glen Weinz admitted that if he had to choose between marrying a used penny loafer or country music sensation Brad Paisley, he would choose Brad Paisley.

    After hearing about it, Glen's roommate replied "I'm not surprised."

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