First Post on CH
A Haiku
Omigod! Me? First?!
Say something witty... um... Ph1rst!!!
Shit. I fail at life.
¢Douche Tits
¢Horse Hockey
¢Nigger Hoof
¢Breakfast Chowder
¢Walrus Froth
¢Sphincter Salad
¢Oversized Cowboy Hat
¢Ronald Reagan
¢Gooch Hole
¢Homoerotic Clown
¢Child Taint
¢Waffle Shark
¢Squid Clitoris
¢Phallic Intentions
¢Jungle AIDS
¢Cardboard Emotions
¢Pirate Killing Johansson Fever
¢Defecation Insinuation
¢Graphic Incest
¢Cum Dumpster
¢Armadillo Lubricant
¢Eastern European Clown College
¢Pedophile Popsicle
¢Brown and Tangy
¢Fish Testicle
¢Puerto Rican Jew
¢Cuntal Negligence
¢Puppet Rape
¢Habitual Sodomy
¢Ribbon Slaughter
¢Penguin Bisque
¢Carnivorous Mexican
¢Donkey Insemination
¢Deer Penis
¢Schnapps Dispenser
¢Medieval Plagues.com
¢Diarrhea Trebuchet
¢Chronic Masturbation
¢Fart Carnival
¢Noxious Children
¢Suicidal Catapult
¢Indecent Articulation
¢Rough Lubeless Butt Pounding
¢Rancid Camel toe
¢Carnal Phlegm Depository
¢Rhino Jockey


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