Why is philosophy a subject? I honestly have no idea at this point. "Look there's a chair, but is the chair really there?" Who gives a shit. Honestly, does it matter because I can see the chair and I can sit in it so obviously it exists. Philosophy is just a class where you contemplate stupid shit that no one cares about. Then theres the kid in the class who asks too many questions and attempts to contradict Aristotles' and Plato's ideas. They're famous Greek philosophers, your not, deal with it asshole. No one gives a shit what you think anyway. What are you trying to prove? Do you think your going to be published in the next textbook? You think your the first person to ask that question? Are you attempting to be a psuedo-intellectual who cares about dumb shit like philosophy? Stop trying to convince the professor that your a deeper thinker than the rest of us. You aren't. No one cares about you. So stop, before I strangle you.


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