Free 5$ admission if you take your clothes off and makeout!

I am Legend

I thought happy endings only came with massages

the friendlys near our campus at SUNY Cortland had this sign outfront for weeks. Drove by it everyday and laughed

Some very kinky sand art.

when the masterpiece was done and we were laying out, we hear, "Mommy mommy! Look". We look up and see this little girl standing over it while pointing and staring oh so interested. The mom came over and told her to get away from it and then squashed a bit with her foot. That bitch!

You wouldn't dare!

BSB was way better than Nsync

OMG Shoes!

Mustache Wax Townie

After the Cortaca game, this guy walks into the Dark Horse Tavern and I decided to be a dick and ask him "hey, where you get your mustache wax from?" his reply was "oh i have to make my own" .... if Cortaca was great enough

did someone order leafcock?

these leaves happen to blow into the shape of that thing that guys get blown.

Girls Gone Guido.

Guidos Gone Wild

I think our professor chaos is better

My Baby Cousin

its actually a pizza crust , but looks can be deceiving

Ms Brush

when you go to the bar at 1:30 in the afternoon stuff like this should always happen

we have no idea where the guy in the background came from...

drunk owned.

dont pass out with your shoes on

scariest dog you'll ever see

yes this dog is a demon and as you can tell he USED to live with a cat. That cat is gone missing. We suspect the dog.

Uber Handicapped?

An actual Liger

He is the unintentional result of two enormous big cats living close together at the Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species, in Miami, Florida, and already dwarfs both his parents.

Another MyHeritage Bullseye

Does Britney Spears still count as a celebrity or is she just a crackwhore? If that\'s the case, I guess I look like a crackwhore.