High Hopes

Notice how the music matches up with Steve Hofstetter's stand-up exactly? Weird, huh?

Texas and Ohio fall under the category of world news?

Jakael Varwitz

Im sure you're aware, but Jake and Michael Vartan were basically separated at birth.

TOGA PARTY

Have you ever seen a better toga?!

Blade vs. Axe

Creative.

its the oogie boogie man

feeding time...or deep throating. depends how u look at it

...or deep throating. depends how u look at it

Ivy League face...

only $8.75, what a deal!

toppings...

Uncle Sam has a woody (flag pole)

I was canvassing for an environmental organization when i came across a house with this outside of the front door. It belonged to an old woman, so i doubt she noticed its obscenity.

Some sushi have RAW fish

I was at a market in the upper west side, and saw this warning label over a case of sushi.

For your safe... (engrish)

I was at a chinese food restaurant in Chinatown, and at the bottom of the escalator was this helpful warning.

USA! USA!

Poor ad placement

Don't Drink The Bong Vodka.

I saw this bottle at the liquor store. All I needed was a stem and bowl to combine everyone's two favorite things: pot and hard alcohol.

Mike Garcia Jenga

Our friend Mike passed out on a pool chair, so we decided to play a game of Mike Jenga. He never woke up the whole time we were playing.

CHIKIN

no flashing

my friend went to the aquarium and apparently they think the octopus doesn't like nudity...i'd like to think he'd appreciate it. it gets pretty boring in those tanks...

How did you make it into college?

This was posted on Blackboard by the author for everybody to see.

Wikipedia sure thinks highly of federalism.

Breezing through wikipedia, the first line of this explanation caught my attention. Apparently, federalism can be defined in just one word: poop!