Articles from University of Nebraska - Lincoln

  • 10  "Where did you put the beer bong?"
    9   "I love the song you wrote about cheese."
    8   "Does this handgun make me look fat?"
    7   "You're so deep inside of me."
    6   "Road trip!"
    5   "I got you some cheese."
    4   "I made you a grilled cheese with three different types of cheeses."
    3   "I'm bored.  Let's go camping. I've already packed the cheese"
    2   "I knew you'd eat all that cheese, which is why I got extra and didn't tell you."
    1   "You look like you need a nap. Here, take this hunk of cheese and lie on the couch."