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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Carly Summers

by Katie Marino October 30, 2007

Previously on Nip/Tuck: Julia was a dirty cunt, Christian and Sean were probably gay for each other, Matt looked exactly like Michael Jackson. More specifically, at the end of last season, Julia had removed to NYC with Annie (of "I have a tampon stuck in my vagina even though I am 9" fame) and Baby "Lobster Hands" Conor, presumably to live with her raging yeast infection of a mother; the separation of some ass-ugly conjoined-at-the-head adult twins ended in death, but not necessarily tragedy; Escobar was awesome and shot a guy in Sean's living room; James was less than awesome and shot herself in Burt's living room; Michelle killed Burt for his kidneys and broke her engagement with Christian; Julia had sex with a wise midget; Kimber and Matt were Scientologists and very pregnant; AND Sean and Christian (and apparently Wilbur) had moved to Hollywood to play house and make sweet, sweet anus love.

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