Burger Wars

The guy on the right turned out to be my father.

Red Rocket

I'm milking the dog. They make dog milk.

SBS Sign

We took this picture while on a camping trip and some employees saw us take it and the next day there was a new message on the sign.

Passed out in his own puke.

This guy started throwing up so we tossed him in the tub where he kept vomiting everywhere and rolling around in it. Eventually he passed out in about an inch of his puke.

The only two ninjas at the Pirates 3 debut.

My friend and I dressed up like ninjas and saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

How To: Get fired from a four star restaurant.

The servers don't appreciate it when the dishwashers arrange their glasses like this.

Stop stop?

Is that like a double negative? Does that mean I can go?

The Snow Dive

We got a few feet of snow in AK so I jumped off the deck of a shed into the snow.

Back slap and stick beatings

Viking hats, screaming, slapping, and laughing. It's all here.

The great wall isn't the only big thing coming from China.

I can't even begin to remember.

tried to break the beer bottle over my head didnt work out

getting owned

yummy bong water

beer bong time

Eye Punch

I had my license revoked for four months and the night before I got it back I had my brother give me a black eye for my new license.

That Surprised Guy.

That ninja?