It Came From The Braddon Computer Lounge!By: Brandon J. MendelsonBigMatt worked as a lab proctor at Alfred State College. His job consistedof walking from computer lab to computer lab, counting the number ofcomputers, mice, keyboards, and people...
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When I was little, my parents thought I suffered from a lack of things to do. To solve my "problem" my parents had the wonderful idea of signing me up for the Boy Scouts.My Grandfather served in the army during World War II, and when he came back...
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Wasn't sure how else to submit this. Third paragraph seems physically impossible. And funny.http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93536049
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I have a way to solve America's obesity problem. It's also a way to solve the high divorce rate, prevalence of heart disease and hell...even the war on terror. I think that we should lower the age of consent to 16.It's not that I want to have sex...
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Maybe I am being insensitive, for all I know you could have grown up in a housewhere every mirror was one of those funhouse carnival mirrors that makes you look skinny and tall. Maybe there are no mirrors at all, but even that wouldn't give you an...
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Living home is like being in prison on Rockefeller drug charges. You have no freedom, tons of rules, and you probably didn't even do shit wrong. Coming to college is like getting paroled and dropping a multi-million dollar rap album about the...
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Hangovers are like nature’s balancing act. They help maintain a state of equilibrium and fairness. A hangover is like hooking up with someone’s girlfriend and getting your ass kicked, you wake up feeling like shit, but you&...
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