The hotter you are, the less people expect from your costumes. We expect very little of these girls.

SEXY TIME

you just cant not look at this

u of a girls love good spankings

Yes we do

guy in baby diaper

Likely the cheapest Halloween costume on the site today.

The Aftermath to the Kick in the Nuts

The Aftermath to the Kick in the nuts the stunt gone wrong.

The Dorm Hallway: Extra Space for Your Best Friends to Sleep

I had 4 good friends come down to the University of Arizona to hang out with me, but they didn't let me know they were sleeping over. So when they told me, I only had room for two of them to sleep in my room, and the other two had two sleep in the hallway....in the same sleeping bag. They had to drink themselves to sleep because the lights in the hallway don't go off.

Bottle Cap Drunks

Remember the first few seconds of Lost in Translation?

UofA vs. USC game

Under the UA stadium there are dorms. This is a sign that one of the residents put outside their window for all fans to see as they are waiting in line.

"So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off."

24 hour fire/water restoration company that also cleans up death scenes

these guys were cleaning stuff around my appartment complex and everything seems reasonable...except "death scenes"

... but 2% of UA students know how to PARTY!!!!!

Nose Tampons

When she was cramin' for a test and her nose wouldn't stop running she decided to stop it the best way she knew how...

You can never get a long one when you need it.

That Guy's my roomate. . .

The first party my roomate and I held in our new apartment, a friend of his brought all her dorm friends. Becuase none of my friends would believe me if i tolf them there was such a killer hot-freshman-to-resident ratio, i had to take a picture. That's my roomate in the back. Classic That Guy

reminds me of...

Gravity Bong made from a half-gallon bottle of maple syrup, clean plastic trash can, 16mm socket, and birthday candle wax to attach the socket to the lid of the maple syrup jug... our bubbler broke, what else were we supposed to do?

Jager makes you do weird things.