Special Christmas Lights

Me and my roomates decided to add a special little touch to our neighborhoods Christmas Light celebration... the cops came a week later and we had to take it down.

Loathing in Vegas

Hef and his bunny

Passed out poopin'

Foiled Again!

This guy left for Christmas and came back to his entire room covered in tin foil

I give this one a pucker factor of about 9

Fuck this, I'm taking the bus next time.

girl on girl

Underneath the hair there are two girls making out, you just have to use your imagination. It was so difficult trying to convince then to make out-- it took like, 9 seconds. Jack Daniels, what're ya gonna do?

Shamed

He got in a fight earlier in the night and decided to drink off the pain. He forgot to take off his shoes so we added insult to injury.

Creepers.com

Pro-Life Fo-Life

Some drunk guy who went to sleep too early

Well now he's blackface. That's what happens when you drink way too much.

Breakfast Club ASU Sigma Chi

Fun for the kids

We were looking for limes in Food City for Cinco de Mayo, and we came across this gem...

Crossfire Beer Pong

The original intent of putting the closet door over the table was to cover up the whole from the middle section. Then we decided to put it to better use

"The worst comment you can get about your brand new, full chest, tattoo."

Drunk Girls: Before and After

I personally enjoy two girls kissing. Also, the picture is very run-of-the mill without drawing the viewers attention to the huge fake boobs that are involve in the kiss, so I threw in a before picture.

Tequila!

"Mourning Lecture (4/16/2007)" A Song For Virginia Tech

I know this is CollegeHumor.com, but this song is anything but humorous. After seeing the mayhem that day. Everyone including myself at Arizona State University was in silence. There are many here that have friends at VTU and the only way I could really cope with this event was through a pen, a sheet of paper, and my guitar. I'm doing this because I want to let the students at Virginia Tech know that the rest of the country has your back especially us here at ASU. This song is from a Sun Devil to a Hokie. Lyrics: Verse 1 Woke up today, walk out of my room On my way to class I stop to see the tube CNN Headlines showing "Breaking News" Norris Hall shootout at VTU Chorus Is there a way to get through this mess Can't we all just get along Did we not learn from our past mistakes This ordeal does not make much sense to me Verse 2 Watch the full story as 33 young minds die Call my family to let them know I'm alive Call my girl back home to let her know that I care Go into the chapel just to say a little prayer (Chorus) Bridge The time can't rewind itself But how can we move on with our lives It's haunting, It's all in the past But never forget the lives that were lost Out-Chorus Keep hope alive, keep your heart intact Keep your head up to the sky You will get through this (more) (less)

you're distractions are meaningless.

shameification