Turns out the zombie just wanted a ride, and the Scout Law didn't allow otherwise.

k-fed part 2

earlier in the night when people were sober they got the whole "kfed" thing, later they just assumed i was a "babe magnet".

Manager's name at quiznos is Phuc Ken Ho

Fuckin Ho

Wrecking the Beer Pong Table

blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp

Gay Statue

Meet the Tour De Franzia - 1 box per 4 member team. First team to finish wins, any puking is an automatic DQ.

Don't worry, they were free range dogs.

The best part of this isnt the fact that hes standing up and singing while I do this, he woke up the next day and found a dime in his belly button.... after being awake for 7 hours

He was drunk and I had a sharpie

Damn..... I thought she was going to be easy

some anti-aboration people came to our campus.... Some of the girls didn't like it and made signs. This was my favorite

A beerbong could have been helpful when trying to drink bers from the second floor

Bid night dinner after party..... enough said

Eight nozzles, five gallons.

1 semester down....

"Apparently, my roomate has never operated a dishwasher." Also, apparently you live with Rob Schneider.

there goes dinner

The Real Tony Montana goes to ASU

I found this bird feeder At the supermarket

happy 21st

5$ Steak Fridays!? I couldn't believe they had the balls to put this up

myspace friend request

This one's funny!