Allergies...

Found this in a bathroom at one of the local watering holes...

Fan Club

We were in India, and they just happen to be fascinated with blonde people in India. My friend got this kind of attention everywhere we went, but it was especially funny when it was all dudes and they were all half naked. They insisted he let them take this picture, and I just had to snap one too.

Panda Porn

Panda Porn

It's beginning to look a lot like...

a christmas tree made out of cheap beer and a plastic bottle of vodka, oh, and jesus

First and only semester in the dorms

we go to ASU can u blame us

Delta Chi Crest

My pledge class (Spring 07) made this table and a girl drew this crest free-hand.

Son, have you ever considered a career in the secret service?

Racist Word Count

Good thing I don't have any of those damn "asian words" in my paper.

Dorm Room drunk shaming

Our friend passed out early, and we took the initiative to stack as much stuff on him as possible.

Dorm Room drunk shaming

Our friend passed out way early, and we took the initiative to stack as much stuff on top of him as we saw possible.

Shit Happens.

Roommate passed out the night of my birthday before I did, so we made sure he regretted it in the morning.

Where black people go to buy their furniture.

aparently college humor was not a fan of the 80s, since this didnt make the front page.

That Borat

Superbad, complete with period stain.

Plumper Pumpkin

A few years back my buddy had a thing for slaying fat chicks. So i depicted his favorite past time via pumpkin carving.

ahhhhhhh

it was a great party

this dude really likes southpark

a dumbass got a plate with crab people on it

manzy square keeps getting grosser

manzy square is the dining hall at manzita at asu and the food is gross enough

Cal and its fan puking after the QB crapped his pants last weekend against OSU... Go Sun Devils