Lil Wayne

Weezy F Baby

That girl

Screw chinese

I want some Pho King French toast!

Sounds like he could do better

The name calling went on for about month prior to this.

That guy

Only in Arkansas...

Man Toy

It was either a very manly woman or a dude driving it, either way...

Grape Drink!

I want some grape drink baby...mmm...it's purple.

Panama Drunk with a Camel

Drinking wine all day, and dammit that camel looked hot!

Was it the whiskey or the expired peeps?

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

Failure to do so will get you a picture on collegehumor.com

Burn Victim Barbie

I think the mounted deer head gives her some sort of trailer trash super power.

Weird: This is from a Grad school textbook. Weirder: It is a physics textbook.

Hook'Em

pretty self explanitory. LONGHORNS RULE!!

I think I let one slip...

Eve was putting the finishing touches on my leaf skirt.

Super wedgie

flag football gets a little too friendly....

Sir, welcome to the shocker hall of fame.

ITS A MINNOW!!

I was fishing on Lake Dardenelle by Nuclear One! Fishing was unusually GREAT! I wonder if I'll find a three eyed catfish.....

A great site to see

Well we spent just a couple of weeks to put all this away.

Apt Rule #1. When drunk lock your door. Rule # 2 All unlocked rooms are fair game.

Roomate got drunk. I got creative. I duct taped/ zip tied him to his chair, with a lipful of salt and bottlecap eyes.