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4 Part-Time Jobs Your College Doesn't Offer

Short on money for necessary items like your Xbox Live subscription? Short on time due to the copious amount of Gear of War you are compelled to play to justify your Xbox Live subscription? Are you also a little short on the value to society which...

My Summer Morning Routine Hates Me

Alarm Clock: I'm a racing car, passing by, like Lady Godiva. I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me. I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH!Me: Ugh, please stop.Alarm Clock: Don't give me that sh*t, college boy. You've been working for two...

My Brand New Love of Fox News

After reading that title, it may come as a shock to you that my my political views are not in the slightest bit conservative.  I think gays should be allowed to legally marry, I think guns are too easy to buy, and I'm a fan of abortion (due...

The Future is Disturbing

I'm here to warn you of a looming threat on the horizon.With the economic crisis in full bloom, hundreds of people are being laid off on a daily basis. Having nothing better to do with their lives, these ex-workers are turning to World of...

If Samuel L. Jackson Lines Followed The "Snakes on a Plane" Formula

Sci Fi Channel FAQ #11

The Best Of "Best Of Craigslist"

I find my fiancée almost immediately. I walk very (very) fast towards her. "Can you get the movies? I'll get the car." She knows something is wrong. Very wrong. I guess I won't argue with her buying Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then. I go to...

Obama Announces Plan to Tax 2010 NCAA Tournament Brackets

March Madness No Fun and Games for State Mental Institutions

           Although "March Madness" is a fun and exciting time of year for college sports fans and gambling enthusiasts alike, it is the most dreaded time of year for the numerous mental institution...

Understanding the New Facebook

Facebook recently revealed its "new look" (which is much different than the last "new look") in yet another attempt to reinvent itself.  Like all things that are constantly reinventing themselves, the new Facebook layout is scary and...

Police Log: Bree College for the Blind

A Second Letter to That Girl

Mi mas estimada flor del desierto,I've been learning more Spanish.  Can you tell?  I think I've gotten much better.  I didn't know any Spanish at all before I met you.  I didn't realize how lovely a language it was.  Maybe...

Why I Should Never Get an iPhone: Facebook Edition

Worthless in the End

Remember all of those popular toys back in the 90s that everyone in your class went crazy over? Remember how you spent all of your allowance trying to keep up with your friends because the hierarchy of your group was based on the amount of cool...

7 Homeless Signs That Might Persuade Me to Give a Dollar to The Person Holding It, Provided That There Was A Unfavorable Timing On the Upcoming Stoplight

A Letter to That Girl

Dear That Girl in My Early Irish Literature Class,             When you first walked into class the other day with your shiny knee-high boots and your snug V-neck sweater and your black...

Five Passive-Aggressive Ways to Get Your Roommate to Take out the Recycling

            It's not so easy living with a roommate with no social skills.  It's even worse when that roommate avoids any and all personal interaction.  Add on top of that the fact...

Appropriate Post-New Year Cards

There are some situations that arise on New Year's Eve that are difficult to address, but now you can handle these issues through the age old practice of mailing cards.Cards are in sets of 2, showing front and inside:

3 Alternative Time Wasters for Christmas Break

I think it's safe to say that many college students, particularly those under 21 and without a fake ID, experience heavy amounts of boredom while at home or at a relative's house over Christmas Break. Aside from the first few days home where you...

If Ryanair's Safety Cards Had Captions

 In case you aren't familiar with Ryanair, they are the world's cheapest airline, and flying on a cramped, non-reclining seat as I did this morning will make you realize why. They cut costs in every aspect of their business, including their...