happy cinco de mayo, professor.

it's ok to drink beer in class on cinco de mayo right? what if it's corona? what if there's a that girl in the background?

"The Line"

It's not my job to tell my roommate when to clean up, but he and I know that his crap never stays on my side. He usually cleans up when things start to look like this.

Celebrate St. Patrick's day by eating the Irish

My friend Kunal is a very serious guy, doesn't really act goofy or joke around that much even when he's drunk, so a scary "That Guy" picture like this from a friend's St. Patrick's day party had to be a total ridiculous accident.

Face-Chugged

Buried

He passed out on the couch so we piled everything else in the living room on top of him.

Almost made it to bed

HEADS UP!

That guy in the headlights anyone?

You can truly build anything with K'nex.

Google cannot find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.

I searched "Find Chuck Norris" in Google and pressed "I'm Feeling Lucky" to get the result shown.

This is why Italian doesn't translate into English

I go to a Jesuit catholic college. This car is always parked in the lot. Salvia in italian means "He saves" in reference to Jesus/ God. However.. to the normal college student Salvia is something entirely different

A Shot of Blink 182

Dani and Bobby on Shot of Love with Tila Tequila look remarkably similar to Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge of Blink 182

How to resuscitate a drowning cat.

It was my first kick to the balls that set him on fire in the first place.

It's a rule, regardless of the situation.

Rivaling Businesses

Apparently land in Indiana is so scarce that the porn store had no choice but to settle down next to a Community Values church center.

Historians will forever debate over which was cooler.

If we could just kill two more people I'm pretty sure there would be world peace.

gnarly 90s

because some eagles are dumberer than others