Almost made it to bed

Buried

He passed out on the couch so we piled everything else in the living room on top of him.

Face-Chugged

Celebrate St. Patrick's day by eating the Irish

My friend Kunal is a very serious guy, doesn't really act goofy or joke around that much even when he's drunk, so a scary "That Guy" picture like this from a friend's St. Patrick's day party had to be a total ridiculous accident.

"The Line"

It's not my job to tell my roommate when to clean up, but he and I know that his crap never stays on my side. He usually cleans up when things start to look like this.

Seedless

BC's best comedy for campusmoviefest. It's a story of how a young girl flowers into womanhood. NO REFUNDS

happy cinco de mayo, professor.

it's ok to drink beer in class on cinco de mayo right? what if it's corona? what if there's a that girl in the background?

How to Make Curtains

It's curtains for you. Curtains. Curtains are what you'll be getting. You'll soon have curtains.

Never Wake Up

You snooze, you win.

The Best of Borst

My Incredible Brother

A real passage from Chicken Noodle Soup for the Teenage Soul IV

Looks like I'll be doing the English as well

The Hey Dude Tribute

A Salute without the Shorts

New Facebook: Too Far?

These Facebook smear campaigns are getting out of hand.

Old Facebook: Everything You Remember?

The New Facebook movement fights back against Old Facebook's dirty campaign.

That guy in the headlights anyone?

Google cannot find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.

I searched "Find Chuck Norris" in Google and pressed "I'm Feeling Lucky" to get the result shown.

This is why Italian doesn't translate into English

I go to a Jesuit catholic college. This car is always parked in the lot. Salvia in italian means "He saves" in reference to Jesus/ God. However.. to the normal college student Salvia is something entirely different

Good Luck Chuck Trailer Remix

In order to get naked, she's going to have to take off all of her clothes.

Nap Time

After a long night, my roomate decides it's time for a siesta on the bathroom floor. Note: rn1) He's half inside and half outside of a stall.rn2) His head is directly below a urinal, the shadow of which can be seen in the top left.rn3) Somehow, in a moment of drunken brilliance, he grabs a pillow. We have no idea where it came from, or where it went, but nonetheless, he has the foresight to bring it. Well done, sir.