Because Gay Incest State University didn't have the same ring to it

Aoooooooooooooo!

HeliQuad

a benefactor decided that he didn't want to land at the airport and drive to the college. so he just landed in the quad instead

I think you're thinking of someone else.

Jew Express

They really should fix those burnt out lights...

Liger

Ligers and Tigons and bears oh my

zeedonk

everyone has heard of a liger but where is the credit for the zeedonk

no goats beyond this point

there must be a fraternity past this sign

Must be a fraternity thing.

most people consider them self lucky when not pulled over for speeding. this guy got really pissed off

"Astro Turf and Spray Paint made for the Super Bowl of drinking games. It was like playing Quarters, but you only get 4 downs, each cup had a yard value depending on its level of difficulty to reach (2 ten yarders, 1 twenty yarder, and one 30 yarder). For each first down reached (10 yards) the opponent drinks the fill of the scored cup. And for each touchdown, the opponent drinks all four cups."

Zoidberg, Fry, and Bender on Halloween

It was either Batman villains or Futurama characters. Futurama was easier and less expensive.

I'll use my quail-eye on you

Form meets function in the hookah lamp.

there was a buy one get one free sale on 420