Prank War 8 Is Up!

It's been two years since I last pranked Streeter. Now the wait is over. Click the picture to see the video.

Top 5 biggest threats to UC Berkeley students:

Number 5: OaklandYou know it's bad when Berkeley is scared of you.Number 4: BumsNo, I'm still not giving you money even though you're batshit crazy and smell like feces.Number 3: Bart Police'Nuff SaidNumber 2: OD'ing on Aderol during finalsWhat...

Whether You Read an Article and What it Says About You

You read the articleYou either found it interesting, or you just had nothing better to do. Either way, you are literate and I respect that.You didn't read the articleThis really says nothing significant about you.

The 7 Most Common Facebook Profile Pictures

Note: I used only profile pictures that I have used that fit these descriptions, cause I've had a lot of profile pictures. Shut up, ya'll don't know me.The "party-er" pictureThis person is- hey, what the hell? I really need to remember to log off...

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The Top 5 Weirdest Candies

It's pretty much a scientific fact that everyone loves candy. And if you don't, you should probably go find your soul somewhere in your toilet. And whenever you walk by a candy store, you always get that urge to go in and buy everything. Also a...

An Internal Coversation- Canine Edition

Brain: Rise and shine boys! It's 4pm and we need to get up from our 5th nap of the day. It's time for our walk!Legs: Yes! I've had so much energy all day.Ears: Can we nap some more? I'm still pretty tired...Brain: Sorry ears, but the master got...

Batman: The Dark Hype

The anticipation around the new Batman movie has reached unprecedented levels. It's crazy to think that in two weeks you can walk around and ask anybody in America what they thought of the new Batman movie and 98% will be able to respond.- In New...

A Meeting of the Food Network Chefs

Bobby Flay: Welcome everybody! I'm glad you could all make it to tonights meeting.Paula Deen: Well thank ya hon! I'm so glad that I could make it. Gina Neely: Thanks baby!Pat Neely: Yeah, thanks-Gina Neely: Shut upRachael Ray: T-Y!Giada De...

Driving Troubles

Passenger: I'm so pumped for this party. It's gonna be bomb.Driver: I know bro! We're gonna get so drunk. Blackout for sure.Passenger: And all those chicas will be there too!Driver: Dude, this party is gonna be so legit. Hey, so I turn left up...

Offensive Rap Names

Lu-gay FiascoYu-Bang ManSir Dix-a-lotGay-ZLil WangTu-cock ShakurJizzy ElliotAndre Dick-itinaMistah Fag and the Yellow Pole RidersMac GayNotorious HIV positiveP Titty50 CuntDr. GayR. Kelly

Kids Review Wall-E

Wall-E was great, everybody can agree. But was it a kids' movie? Did children understand the adult themes? We took kids away from their parents (by subtly changing the hands they were holding) as they left the theater to see what the youth of...

Time To Get A Job

Joe: Hey babe! Guess what! I finally got a job interview!Joe's GF: Aw, I'm so proud of you! After a year of hard work, you finally got one!Joe: I would like to thank you for supporting me through my year of unemployment. Now, I'm gonna be able to...

Dave's Speech Impediment

Dave: Hey... Janet?Janet: Yes, Dave?Dave: Do you think you can let me know when Steph makes it into the office this morning? I... have something for her.Janet: Um, sure thing, Dave. How would you like to be contacted?Dave: Oh, here, let me give...

"The Moment Of Truth": The First Edition

If you haven't heard of this show, the premise is that people get asked seriously personal questions in exchange for some nice coin, hosted by Mark "not marky mark" Walberg. To make sure it's all truthful, they are strapped to a lie detector, and...

The Diary Of A Self-Proclaimed "Fartmeister"

Special thanks to Lisa and Oxnard for their help