Front page of the San Frnacisco Chronicle, Monday of Finals week last year. Caption was "Too Cool For School"

I was quoted as saying, "It was too nice out to study, or go to class", parents haven't stopped giving me shit for it yet

Crazy License Plate

me and my friends were driving on the freeway, and I spotted this license plate (it says "DUI ACE"). I wonder what he did to obtain that title ...

Air Taiko Drum Prodigy

CollegeHumor's Patrick Cassels is a maniac. Never play truth or dare with someone like him.

Creepiest Costume Ever

proof that Rick Steves is gay

Dude spray paints his nuts green

Our brit housemate Calum was about to hop in the shower when Matt bets him he wont let him spray paint his nuts green

Lease to pwn.

I feel like I'd be okay with that.

Definition of "Facebook Friend"

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

So I was walking along China Town one day, when I saw this action figure. I was like, "wow! look, it's me, 20 years from now, already immortalized in action figure form!" My friends just sighed.

One Man's Trash...

"Why isn't anyone showing up!?"

Facebook Marketplace

Honest to goodness marketplace listing

"Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Wicked Chalice

Pre-House House is about to give you hilarious nightmares.

Misleading Stalker-feed

Man, Facebook's new features sure are helpful.

anything but clothes

mac 'n cheese and miller light. what more could a college guy ask for?

The Aftermath

This photo was taken moments after the end of the Giant Squid War of '06. Support our troops!

Relativity

Who remembers the good old days, when your teachers actually tried to convince you that the things you were learning would be useful in the real world?

Passed Out in Basement

Friend was looking for more booze...looks like he didn't need anymore. We taped him to the wall so he wouldn't fall. (the knee was from the night before, drunken injury)