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Prank War 8 Is Up!

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

It's been two years since I last pranked Streeter. Now the wait is over. Click the picture to see the video.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-12 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 327 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The question is, would this say "Her Fishnets" if it were in a different craigslist area?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:34:32 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917130"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/1/collegehumor.360a750c9fa76be417c7e9a17e71f2bf.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1205100">Zachary James</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917130">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Will someone please explain this to me?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:04:57 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916499"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.e44b7fa994f11742b5f404861f4e02d3.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1205100">Zachary James</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Justin Timberlake the entrepreneur

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:59:49 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915503"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/9/collegehumor.9d84d821142a6c5f140bdaa964750210.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1835303">Charlie Kane</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915503">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Narcolepsy or boredom? YOU DECIDE

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:23:16 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913488"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/0/collegehumor.4c4b8080f79bc8f3cba0a400cdfb6d84.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1835303">Charlie Kane</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913488">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Toilet of Tomorrow

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:21:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913480"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.b4dbda203b0ef5cc9be23ddaba157e35.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 903 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

What Math Textbooks Should Be About, Based On Their Covers

Fri, 08 May 2009 16:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Roll-Over to Reveal

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beer Pong: The Douchebag Chronicles 1

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:14:38 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909338"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/3/collegehumor.62aa8002c6436a974a8108f3c9f74c32.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1999247">Ryan Emanuel</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

CH Sports Weekly: Starbury Fields Forever

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Ethan: We're here live for the nineteenth day of the Big East Tournament! Doesn't it seem hard to believe that there's only three weeks left until the conference has a champ?

Amir: Then we'll be finally ready for some April Madness!

This is the happiest photo of Mike D'Antoni coaching the Knicks we could find

Ethan: Now that St. John's is out of the tourney, though, Knicks fans can get back to watching what they're used to: out-of-town teams winning at the Garden. What conference tourney are you most excited for?

Amir: Probably the ACC. You know, I caught half of the Maryland-Wake Forest game last week, and even the mediocre teams in that conference can put up a fight! Anything is possible.

Ethan: Maryland's mediocre? That's a Greivis insult to the Terps' skills, sir. I'm with you on the ACC being the best tournament, though, followed by the Big East and the Big 12. (The SEC came in just behind the Patriot League in my rankings) Who do you like in the ACC? I want to say Wake, but UNC looks too tough.

Amir: Yeah I like UNC to win the whole thing, so I'm definitely picking them to win the ACC tourney. Ty Lawson reminds me of a collegiate Jay Williams, sans motorcycle.

Ethan: One last ACC question: is this Duke team ugly even by Duke standards? Singler, Scheyer, Paulus...this is a real pack of mutants.

Amir: I'm not going to get involved in your tobacco road muckraking. I think all basketball teams are equally (un)attractive. I'm just excited to start hearing names like College of Charleston, Belmont, and Weber State again. Spring has sprung!

Ethan: You mean you haven't been following Siena all season?

Amir: Too busy rooting for Coppin State... sorry.

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Top 5 biggest threats to UC Berkeley students:

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:31:54 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Number 5: Oakland

You know it's bad when Berkeley is scared of you.

Number 4: Bums

No, I'm still not giving you money even though you're batshit crazy and smell like feces.

Number 3: Bart Police

'Nuff Said

Number 2: OD'ing on Aderol during finals

What cracks me up is that the majority of kids who do this are too square to party or anything during the semester, but come finals it's totally okay to crush up pills and snort them, totally fine.

Number 1: Berkeley squirrels

Somewhat related to number 4, the squirrels here are insanely aggressive. y theory? "hey got into the needles down at people's park.

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When animals attack... Pigon edition!

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:07:59 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900500"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/2/collegehumor.fbf1dac3e856db0564b697a2a83a1b23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1705748">berdache</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900500">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Weird Calendar

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:11:25 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1898198"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/0/collegehumor.77c1fec8a82511a21ccef9f064134d23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:655556">Daniel Eric Lopez</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

What a time to tell her.....

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:27:45 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897636"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/6/collegehumor.1bfb53fa77f77e62291659261d4d5c57.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1705748">berdache</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897636">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

We got SOLW!

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:56:56 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894966"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/1/collegehumor.efa641180a3b0dec91061a817bbddf1e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:515962">Benjamin Matts</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894966">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A new home for finals.

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:33:29 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894206"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.584e60de0a0ee774ab57091b4642f8bd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:515962">Benjamin Matts</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Determined to prove laptops are overrated

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:02:06 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1893728"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/9/collegehumor.e1ef6f9d8c19dd3cc92f0a491e59697d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:947841">Big Poppa</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1893728">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Whether You Read an Article and What it Says About You

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:22:05 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> You read the article
You either found it interesting, or you just had nothing better to do. Either way, you are literate and I respect that.

You didn't read the article
This really says nothing significant about you.

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Another Halloween Costume

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:05:13 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888643"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.758ff77dd123a35b45272edf109dd2cb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:655556">Daniel Eric Lopez</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888643">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Bret Michaels and his Rock of Love chick

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:12:10 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888540"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/b/collegehumor.2f0fd31f7625ec75bd5e1cdb8e70b3ce.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1277133">Shawn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Overdrift meets Solid Snake

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:51:36 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887985"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/9/collegehumor.422cdbebc59619a7baf7c0a9eaf606b6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101960">Matt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887985">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />