drunken skydiving

I decided what better way to spend my birthday? Drunk, falling 120+mph towards earth with a backpack.

useless

chuck e cheese elephant

just read the article on chuckecheese pizza time anamatronics. the local chuck e cheese went outta business, so we stole the elephant and put it on a dick-neighbors front porch who proceeded to call the cops, well worth it

Wasn't me...

rocky road

driving around monument valley in AZ and... well.. use your imagination

i just saved hundreds on my car insurance

at howe caverns.. why not?

my roommate, first week i met him

captain morgan

everybody's got a little captain in em

jesus lives on aim

panda?

another picture that will bring about a video and a song. its been a work in progress for over a year.. you'll be seeing that too

diaper

lets just say theres a video probably coming here based on this picture. you'll see... oh how you'll see.. and yes hes wearing an adult diaper

ANGRY

blood for the blood god.. no but really, we were holding minikegs and photoshopping in bloody heads of our friends just seemed right..

Birthday Surprise

We blocked our friend Nicole from getting into her room by taping together more than 50 pieces of paper and coloring them.. characters include Kirby, Pikachu, Charlie the Unicorn Cast, ATHF cast

ATHF depiction

Math Joke License Plate

420 CU Boulder

My new tattoo!

My homage to the best quote from Superbad.

Brian Zoubek is a bigger pussy than Kyle Korver.

If you thought those pics of Kyle Korver were lame this guy is a fucking GIRL.

Shockers with Chewbacca

He only drinks when he's depressed.