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  • Much can be said about yourself by analyzing your favorite musical performers. or example:


    Coldplay: You're sensitive. ™ou're not afraid to display emotion and people like you for it.

    Rage Against The Machine: You're a non-conformist. You believe in learning the rules so that you can eventually break them.

    Radiohead:™ou're¡n "under the radar" type of genius.™ou've¢een around to understand how everything works and you don't fall into any specific category.

    Justin Timberlake:™ou're£omfortable with your sexuality and you don't mind expressing yourself through song and dance and chicks dig you for it which helps you get laid.

    Marilynanson:™ou're­ad at the world and you don't know why.™ou²ebel because you think it's cool and it pisses off your parents.

    Good Charlotte: ™ou're in the 7th grade and you watch too much MTV.

    The Beatles: Either you have great taste in music or you're old. . . or both.

    Red Hot Chili Peppers: You've been around the block to feel comfortable naked in front of people. Sometimes, more than often, with a sock around your penis.

    The Shins: You saw Garden State.

    Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy: You have multiple personalities.

    U2: You've overused your sunglass wearing privilege¡nd you think you can save the world.

    Fall Out Boy: You're a closet-gay.

    The Foo Fighters: You're upbeat and popular. You have so many friends that if one dies, another will take his/her place.

    Panic at the Disco: See Fall Out Boy.

    Regina Spektor: People think you're weird which is true. You're also probably a freak in the bed.

    Kanye West: You think you're Jesus Christ.

    Brittany Spears: You're attracted to skanks, crack, and you don't like to wear panties in public and you can't find Europe on a map.

    Metallica: You wear black so people think you're a badass. Truth is, you throw like a girl and never jog for more than ten seconds at a time.

    Feist: See Regina Spektor.

    Sublime: You smoke weed . . . alot.

    Slipknot: Daddy never hugged you enough.

    As you can see, analyzations are usually 95-100% correct.


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