Did one bird make all that poop? With no evidence on the contrary, I'm going to just say yes.

Destiny

Tubslide

the floor was perfectly fine afterwards too

THAT GUY in South Padre

kum and go gas tations

Hey move! Actually wait... stay.

Lydia Moss Bradley rides like a stallion

squish

Dr. Early is oblivious to anything going on behind him once he starts on Physics 2

Mac from Super Troopers at the Gun Range

Good thing about the costume was i could sit pretty much where ever the hell I wanted.

ehh close enough

family vacation to the Bahamas and we got my nephew some virgin drinks but everyone thought by his faces he was making, just from copying our drunk faces, that he was blitzed too! get em while their young right...

Extreme Unibrow

My mom actually helped me get this dead on pic

I just want to bang on the drum all day.

Even Google isn't scared of the French

Just research for a paper

Symbolism

Commercials put to music

Skinny and Drunk -> Fat and Drunk

My friend put on a little more than 15.... Help us win so we can buy beer to drink away the pain!

sexual innuendo street corner

What's so scary about a large bearded man who breaks into your house to eat cookies?

We finally got this girl to shut up!

this girl is the loudest, annoying, loud, mouthy, and she looks like brooke hogan. So we had to shut her up one day.

Since Wong Burger's dick rocket crashed, the Chinese are taking a new approach.