Other countries apparently don't have ranches.

Bagels ready for St. Patty's day

My roomate found these in our cupboard. Best part is, they were in the very front which means we've just been overlooking them for months.

Can't it be both?

4PEN155...are you for penis's? ....not even personalized

found at Cal Poly SLO parking lot.

A Bluetooth Fairy Tale

An inspiring story about a troubled man who discovers that a certain technological device can lead to his success.

And you thought the big glass bottles were the epitome of Tapatioing

Yet another "Which one does not belong?"

When this much Natty's in play, everyone's a court jester.

Anyone else see the resemblence??

Thank you, sign

Local beach is known for tons of college kids and tons of drinking. In a herculean effort to curb this, the local police installed this sign. The neighbors still provide the recycle can for all the cans and bottles that "somehow" end up in it.

Stuck under the entire living room

Well...Now that u mention it, YES

That guy double whammy

Banana Buddy! Infomercial

Having trouble opening your bananas? Here is the solution... from www.thesevenyearplan.com

urethra

got drunk in the snow and built a huge penis, the dude on the right is 6'6" tall.

Well here's to the early campaign season…

Remember how Peter Pan's shadow had a mind of its own? It went to college...

Unintentional Porn

If that's what you made me for dinner, I must've been a dick last night.

This has been in my ex-girlfriend's fridge since she moved in. That was almost a year ago.

Not exactly hells angel material