This mind-bending concoction was recently found in my school's snack bar. Glad to see that they're still... experimenting.
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To be fair, most people who grew up with the Beatles don't really know how to use computers.
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Dating at college is like crying hysterically while masturbating: when you stop and think for a second, it's actually kind of strange. Others before me have done their best to capture this collegiate clumsiness, but have only scratched the surface...
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"This sign was posted on the inside of the bathroom door at a hotel I stayed at in Lisbon Portugal."
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I must be frank, to say the least;Your music taste's quite blandWhich is why I must inquireIf you're familiar with the bandYou mean to claim you have not heardThis grand musical treasure?My poor dear sir, you've been deprivedOf certain aural...
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Here you go, Murphy. The Big Show. 12 years of medical school have come to this. Sure, there have been mishaps in the past, but this man is counting on you to bring him home safely. It’s your time to shine, so slap on your gloves and get...
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Make $1000 a day at home!!! – Shirley’s son, Michael – you met him at Ruth’s wedding – well he’s becoming a cardiologist. What have you been doing these last few days?FrEE viAGrA!!!! – I know, I know, you...
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Alright, so here’s what I was thinking: it’s gonna be Casablanca meets Tron.........on a submarine. Bruce Willis is like, this ordinary dentist right? WRONG! He’s actually a ninja. He doesn’t know this for at least the...
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Dear Mr. Timberlake and Mr. Samberg,The United Parcel Service recently viewed your postal tutorial concerning the proper packaging of goods. However, many of us found numerous errors in your demonstration and would like to request that you remove...
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• Golfin’ Wit My Glock • Sparkin’ My Blunt of Charity and Goodwill• Bitch Im’a Respect You• What Time Is It?? (Afternoon Tea!!)• Ganja in the Grocery Store• Lose Yourself (At...
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Congratulations, you’re a musician. You’re already well on your way to sleeping with the swooning masses. That is, unless you play an instrument other than guitar, bass, drums, or keyboard (and even then…) In this case, you&...
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“OH MY GOD I am sooooo SOBER right now!!! I’ve had like 9 shots of NOTHING!! You gotta come down here, dude, it’s f*cking insane. We just played a RIDICULOUS game of pictionary. There must be, like, NO KEGS HERE and already...
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My friend got really drunk one night so we decided to wrap him up in paper towels
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This is the winning movie from Carleton College's DVDfest; a film festival that students put on for themselves.
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CH Sports Weekly: Happier Than KG Will Ever Be
June 18, 2008 |
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Lindsay Lohan Ballad
April 02, 2008 |
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Roommate Confessions: Issue 16
March 11, 2008 |
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Baltimore Cop Vs. Skateboarders
February 13, 2008 |
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The Morning After: American Gladiators
January 09, 2008 |
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Beauty and the Beast's Grandson: Relationship Trouble
November 20, 2007 |
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Feist - 1 2 3 4
October 01, 2007 |
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The Morning After Kid Nation: I’m Trying To Be A Leader Here!
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The Emotional Defeat of Losing in Minesweeper on Expert
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