"We forced two freshmen to carry the background for us."

Taste the rainbow of college alcoholism!

Erection Architecture

The sidewalk at the edge of campus was just redone this summer. Either the "erector" of this masterpiece failed to see the flawless penis, or he was sending a pretty pointed message to downtown Northfield.

"This sign was posted on the inside of the bathroom door at a hotel I stayed at in Lisbon Portugal."

Jaman Subtitler: The Cougar

So my friend sent me this link to jaman.com, and I browsed around, and then found this. This is fucking awesome. Go to http://www.jaman.com/a/download/?f=su...rnand check out "I Love My Hybrid," "My Wife Loves It Too," and "Watch out Michael Douglas." They're hilarious. So basically all you have to do is choose a clip from their selection, add text, and watch. It's super easy. Make your own and post them as comments.

Never put her down.

paper towel shaming

My friend got really drunk one night so we decided to wrap him up in paper towels

Fellowship of the Bottles

This is the winning movie from Carleton College's DVDfest; a film festival that students put on for themselves.

How To Draw

Jabba the Hutt

another example of a camera phone paying for itself

Slash invented D.A.M.M.

When I show this little card to the driver, I get on the bus for free...I think it's the eyebrow

A friend and I drove the entire six hour drive home from a concert with the Jolly Roger flying proud to let others know that cutting off these two swashbuckling stoners would result in immediate raping and pillaging.

That Guy's glowin' on Carleton's campus

children of mother nature