Costco TV Goatse

Found this at Costco. Didn't know you could buy Goatse in bulk.

Beer Pong? Beer Wrong!

I told him I wouldn't be his friend anymore if he didn't do it.

I think he likes it.

Girl on the right's 18th birthday at the pike house.

72 Cup Pong

After going up to L.A. to feed the homeless, we decided to just get hammered and covered my table in cups. 72 cups per side, 18 beers per side. The final cup was made on a behind the back shot that bounced off a guy's forehead into the cup.

Go ceiling!

A really good, really cheap costume that won't get you laid.

Hidy-Ho Freddy

dressed as Wilson from Home Improvement for Halloween

Body Shot!

We were kind of breaking procedure here, but I still consider this a success.

"Came down on my left leg and my foot slipped in the mud. Which, in turn, popped my knee cap off of my knee." SUMMER!!!!!!

What's that smell?

Every time we ran the dishwasher, there was a horrible smell. This went on for three weeks. Basically, every time we did the dishes it would cook the dead rat.

Lets see this at disneyland.

I convinced cartoon characters at magic mountain to do the schocker with me, i'm not sure any of them but bugs knew what it was, but bugs was appalled.

"Keg, you're my only friend..."

That's a good time to go on splash mountain

got any weed?

Seasons Grings

they put this up near my work. i know what they are trying to say, but why didn't they just say it?

My Phone At Work Is Amazingly Perceptive

I dialed my extension at work and it told me this:

Snakes on Two Planes???

It's coming...

Take a second to think about it...

Ignore the girl......he just kept drunkenly screaming 'GET IT?!?!' at people all night.......

Shaun, needing to sort his fucking life out

The other Shaun of The Dead costumes don't have shit on this.

Jimmy ALWAYS gets the job done... but it might be sloppy.

Toga That Guy

Toga Party That guy......they thought it was safe to take a picture....so young......so naive...

I tried to explain to my girlfriend why guys get raised trucks . . . i told her because we used to play with tonka trucks and monster trucks . . . was i right?