CollegeHumor: Clemson Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927546 That snorkler Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:59:42 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927546 That snorkler nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927546"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/d/collegehumor.dd5c9552cacf4906a4e0900d8081a830.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:603210">Phil</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:604"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927546">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920875 I love the 90s Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:55:28 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920875 I love the 90s nonadult comedy Picture of me and my brother I just found going through some stuff. We ran the block <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920875"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/0/collegehumor.a371c5b8bb9a268076ab0e6050981f4a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:48971">Shawn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:604"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920875">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919599 well, she was asleep Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:23:14 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919599 well, she was asleep nonadult comedy While walking home from a football game, we find this couple asleep in this position. Obviously she woke up as the picture was being taken. Hilarity ensued. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919599"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.02dad155824d6261003fb90b4a9e4f83.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2134519">Justin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:604"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919599">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774043 Hey, Nature Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:11:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774043 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>       Hey nature, what's up? I couldn't help but notice that tornado you threw our way. Listen, we need to talk. I've been noticing a lot of passive aggressiveness from you lately, and I just can't take it anymore. Hurricanes, Tornados, Tropical depressions, Artic recessions, Temperate therapeutic sessions, Al Gore; they're all just cheap ploys to get attention. We had our time together, and you were crap. Even you have to admit that we had serious problems with our relationship. First there was the whole snake and garden fiasco. Then you hung us out to dry while we tried to figure out fire. Now if it's not a natural disaster you're bugging us with, it's some horrible plague that's poised to make our spleens explode. Just so you know, after 3 times, it's an empty threat, and I'm not even sure if I need a spleen. All we wanted was public nudity, booze, and paradise. Now, thanks to you, we have just 2 out of those 3, and politics.

     So we off some lame endangered species of keebler-night-elf or whatever and then you throw a pissy fit. Let me tell you, I had a friend who knew a keebler-night-elf biologist, and it sounds like they got what they deserve. Do all animals really have to be worth saving? After all, it seems like you're pretty willing to off us. I've figured you out, Nature. You're jealous. We've moved on to bigger and better things, and you're jealous.  
     You want attention so you get hippies up in arms about melting polar bears. You would sink so low as to associate with those dirty jam band groupies, but hippies don't know what I know. Those polar bears would have gladly eaten baby Jesus. Yeah, not so "Cute" now, are they? Who would eat a baby? I'll tell you who would; Polar bears: public enemy #1.
Since school is in session, I'm going to drop some knowledge on your omnipresent behind.    
      The U.S. ranks number one in the world for cocaine use and obesity. Surprise! We down so many Big Macs, we need most of the world's gas for all the trips to McDonalds, and then we snort most of the world's cocaine to stay awake for all the trips, and we're still fat. Yeah, we're kind of a big deal. We're a nation of fat cokeheads, and we've got the bomb. Multiple bombs, in fact I'll go so far as to say we have a lot of bombs; a plethora. That's right; our twitching, chubby finger is inches away from the button, and Taco Bell just closed.

     So go ahead, keep pushing us. Throw your little flamboyant wind storms. We'll be in the concrete, underground McDonald's wearing flashy white suits, figuring out ways to make our IROC-Z Camaros run on radioactive Styrofoam and condor eggs. All we have to do is to get around to doing it. You exist at our mercy...apathy....mercapathy. 

    All that applies to your buttmonkey sister, Existence, also. Have you seen the PS3? Are you kidding me? I can beat up hookers without getting off the sofa. I can play the guitar without even owning one. I can drink and drive without having to go through the actual work of getting drunk and driving. After that, I can have a drink to reward myself. Nature, you have less of a chance than all those Polar bears I've seen up close on my 42 inch Sanyo LCD Hi-Def. The picture is so crisp you can actually see the bear's pending doom.

    Well that's it; I'm washing my hands of you. I'm going to wait here, play post apocalyptic video games, and wait for moon colonies, or enlightenment, or whichever comes first.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1985565"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1985565">mike</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:604"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774043">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774039 Twas the Night before Chuck Norris Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:59:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774039 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Twas the night before Tet Nguyen, when all through the sea
Not a commie was stirring, not even VC.
The ammo was hung by the chimney with care,
In fear that great Chuck Norris soon would be there.

The corpsmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Napalm strikes danced in their heads.
And Chi-Min in his bunker, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

When out on the gate there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sack to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and prepared quite fast.

The flares lit on the breast of the new-C.O.
Gave the lustre of mid-day to tracers below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,.
The great Chuck Norris, with cans of whoopass and fear

With the kick of Lone Wolf McQuade, deadly and quick,
I knew in a moment we commies were licked.
More rapid than eagles his roundhouses spread,
And he flexed, shouted, and kicked all in the head!

"Now Top Dog! Delta Force! Firewalker, Dodgeball!
Silent Rage! An Eye for an Eye! Sidekicks and Martial law!  
To the Lone Wolf, McQuade! Invasion U.S.A!
Now it's 2, The beginning, M.I.A"

As graceful yet strong when the wild hurricane fly,
Great Chuck Norris did crouch, and pointed to the sky.
So up to the house-top the badass-ness flew,
fierce, the beard of Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris too.

After myself peeing, I heard the gunfire,
and pleads of commies drawing his ire.  
As I drew in my head, and was turning, afraid,
Through the ceiling Chuck Norris punched, holding grenades.

He was covered in blood, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of guns he had flung on his back,
And he looked like the reaper, just ready to attack.


His eyes-how they pierced! His body so hairy!
His fists were rocks, I screamed bloody Mary!
His stone chiseled face with eyes lit afire,
And the beard of his chin was made from garrote wire.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And killed all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And giving the finger in front of my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his chopper, we communists could breathe,
And away he flew leaving the VC to grieve.
But I heard him exclaim, as I counted my luck,
"Happy CHRISTMAS to you all, and don't fuck with Chuck!"


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