happy 20th birthday

drunkass

just another saturday night

suitcase of beer

proof that kids do party at cmu ;)

concert

the roots concert at cmu during carnival.. fucking amazing

Just because the students are some of the brightest doesnt mean the maintenance crew has to be.

Darth Vader Powerpoint

I wasn't really paying attention to this lecture, but when I looked up, this is what I saw. Kind of mystifying.

Free Candy van parked right across from the freshman dorms

Stare-down

I wonder what kind?

Creepy van parked on CMU campus by sorority quad.

Extra Penis

We were a hungry group of four guys and so naturally we thought we would order some subs. After filling out our order on campusfood.com most of us had special requests; no lettuce, add onions, oh... and extra penis for Ben.rnrnWho is Jimmy Johns to deliver anything less than what was asked? The subs arrived so fast that we freaked, and best of all, one of them did indeed have more penis than usual.rnrnThe moral of the story: JJ's is the best delivery establishment ever.

Open your eyes open your eyes! You don't have the force!

Puppy Boners

Facebook applications are getting a little out of hand.

That Guy

foreign exchange student

big pimpin

My Friend's Birthday Present-18 Grams and 41 minutes later 10 people were ripped.

My friend rolled an 18-gram blunt for my other friend's birthday. It took us 225 hits and 41 minutes to smoke.

Super Jew, aka Menorah Man, aka The Hebrew Hammer

Just amazing. It even came with a matching Yamaukkah. Authentically pulled off by the biggest jew in our school.

I wish you could have seen the look on his face! oh wait

An alternative to the scissors-in-arm trick

I just have to say, it was way funnier in person

My car runs on Hippie blood

All the best engineers are virgins.