Dear Penis,As I ironic as this may seem, you are a fucking pussy. Your constant need for attention and total disregard for social etiquette make you quite childish in my mind. Also, I have never met someone who is so sensitive to, well.......
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If you've gone to one of your classes before, you know who I'm talking about. I fall asleep seconds after sitting down-guy. No one's quite sure why you come to class. But it seems as though you must enjoy leaving your bed to come sleep in a...
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I remember when I first got facebook. It was simple, clean, my friends weren't getting hacked and trying to sell me things, I could send a message without loading fifty pictures and a song. It was great. Then facebook decided to redesign itself....
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Hi everybody. My name is Alli, and if you're a friend of mine, you probably know a thing or two about what keeps me up at night. I mean, everyone that knows me knows about my deep fear of AIDS, the dark, and becoming a midwestern housewife, for...
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This is a late night conversation that my roommate had with a girl that he had group work with.......a little long, but funny as hell and entertaining!!!! Enjoy.......[00:58] SanFranSucks1020: why do we have to wait till wed for this test[00:58]...
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Paris Hilton just got sentenced to 45 days in jail. Here's a little taste of what her diary is going to look like: Day 1: "Daddy should really look into buying this place out. With some improvements, it could be pretty decent. I mean, when I...
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Watching hours of TV has lead to an interesting revelation. After seeing hundreds of plugs for cable shows, one begins to notice the underlying messages in these ads:Halfway Home: We still can't find anything that can follow South Park! Dear Jesus...
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Have you ever been sitting on your couch watching TV with a beer in one hand and a bong in the other and said to yourself "LOLz wtf happened to my 1337 childh00d?" Those beloved memories and pointless, yet wildly amusing games didn't disappear,...
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Well, spring break is over, and now it's back to school and, unfortunately, term papers. Now, I'm sort of an expert at writing bad papers, seeing as most of the papers I write are terrible. That being said, here's what not to do when writing a...
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This is an actuall conversation with on of my friends.... MDD44K: god damn it.... work sux MDD44K: i want matt back (we went to jail) MDD44K: h (dumb girl): lol he or we MDD44K: lol we.... (dumb girl): what! you went to jail! what when?! MDD44K:...
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Here's how it went down: I've got these two friends taking this Geology class. Riveting, I know. One of them tells me they have to write a paper about the Three Kings Islands, some small chain of islands north of New Zealand which apparently make...
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