We Met this Guy on a Bus

He was a shitfaced, old, creepy ass guy that made up names for cities, and he rocked

That Blow Job Guy

Middle school boys....I keep getting older, they stay the same age...

learning at a young age...

Early Russian Gymnast...

The routine that won Nastia Liukin's Dad his All Around Gold Medal, 20 years ago...

gotcha bitch

cake war

Worst Goggle Burn Ever

Went boarding two winters ago, just wore goggles. It was obviously really sunny that day, and I neglected to wear sunscreen. Huge mistake. I got so burned that my face blistered, and my face swelled up to twice its normal size. I didn't leave my dorm for anything that week, and I'm definitely going to get skin cancer.

good god why?

Could you tell me how to get OUT of Sesame Street?

You are what you eat

That guy.

Steven Segal will break your neck if you have the right insurance.

I'm Sorry Officer...

San Diego Airport

Best limo driver EVER!

Champ Cock

Ladies don't have to worry about douchebags hitting on them at happy hour since they can now order Champ Cock.

Bad parenting or superbaby?

No Soup For YOU

Rockies coach Clint Hurdle has some interesting pre-game superstitions.

The book was much better than the movie

I guess the Yankee's are good with the ladies

Just a funny title, Wang 5-0, so I guess the yankees dick always find some

4.20.2008 CU-Boulder

Here's norlin quad at CU right at 4:20 on 420