Rockies coach Clint Hurdle has some interesting pre-game superstitions.

No Soup For YOU

Bad parenting or superbaby?

Champ Cock

Ladies don't have to worry about douchebags hitting on them at happy hour since they can now order Champ Cock.

San Diego Airport

Best limo driver EVER!

I'm Sorry Officer...

Is your refrigerator running?

Man those telemarketers are weird!

Holloween Costume

This is sparta

Heroin Hero Part 1

Part 1 of a story about the most awesome game ever.

"Some girl got real trashed and pooped in our hallway. Funniest bit is that it went down about 10 ft from the bathroom."

Dressed up for an elementary school play.

I guess this was considered dressing up back then.

The bear stalking her prey as if he were a honey-coated salmon

Another Friday, another unattractive female. Just another day in the life and adventures of the man we know and love... V

"You think this jacket is embarrassing? What about the monkey mask?" Thought this two year old girl.

This is what happens when you play God.

The Only Documentation of Santa Pissed Off

nothing makes santa smile more than kids screwing with his reindeer

If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2.

10,000 Match Heads on Fire

This is either a very good anti-smoking ad or a very bad anti-fire ad.

What does the post office have against bud?

mike is gay

Snow art for when mike got back from class (and yeah that's mike)

Me as a Spartan for Holloween

Holloween Costume