It's not what it looks like, he's a pornographic ventriloquist.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

Doggy

God forbid the neighbors clean up after their dog.

Huge Party, not enough couches

Frankie hadn't moved in yet so his room stored the trash. This is what happens when you have a huge party and not enough couches.

So Ladies... Did You Know, That The Fastest Way Into My Pants Is A Straight Line?

I can't hear you! Lalalalala!

No real explanation needed.

I just think this photo captures how well the first weeks of school bring out the best in everyone.

Ladies...who would you rather bang?

These #1 jackasses look especially foolish when they're driving next to a Maserati straight off the lot.

You gotta wear your best outfit to the county fair.

Monster looking for closet

No Purple dinosaurs? Fucking racist!

Who knew there were evil geniuses in Illinois?

Cause and effect.

AAAAAGGHHHH!

Curly Moustache

And lawyers wonder why everybody hates them.

These places are usually just called "Popeyes"

This is a bar in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin.

She wasn't answering her phone anymore.

A computer shaped like Leela. Don't ask where the USB ports are.

It's not selling. Maybe if we call it Fuck Sauce?