Twas the Eve of Destruction

Comedian Steve Hofstetter urges voters to remember the lessons of 2004. Register now at RockTheVote.com

only $8.75, what a deal!

toppings...

Uncle Sam has a woody (flag pole)

I was canvassing for an environmental organization when i came across a house with this outside of the front door. It belonged to an old woman, so i doubt she noticed its obscenity.

For your safe... (engrish)

I was at a chinese food restaurant in Chinatown, and at the bottom of the escalator was this helpful warning.

USA! USA!

Some sushi have RAW fish

I was at a market in the upper west side, and saw this warning label over a case of sushi.

Poor ad placement

Don't Drink The Bong Vodka.

I saw this bottle at the liquor store. All I needed was a stem and bowl to combine everyone's two favorite things: pot and hard alcohol.

Mike Garcia Jenga

Our friend Mike passed out on a pool chair, so we decided to play a game of Mike Jenga. He never woke up the whole time we were playing.

Ivy League face...

feeding time...or deep throating. depends how u look at it

...or deep throating. depends how u look at it

End of an Era... Comes to an End.

My local newspaper has some great editors... Source: The Journal News.

The Lost Final(e)

High Hopes

Notice how the music matches up with Steve Hofstetter's stand-up exactly? Weird, huh?

Texas and Ohio fall under the category of world news?

Jakael Varwitz

Im sure you're aware, but Jake and Michael Vartan were basically separated at birth.

TOGA PARTY

Have you ever seen a better toga?!

its the oogie boogie man

Blade vs. Axe

Creative.

CHIKIN