I once read a book called The Dog Who Loved Too Much. As you can imagine, it concerned a dog that loved its unappreciative owner too much. The loyal canine never seemed to understand why it was being kicked, hit with a newspaper, and verbally...
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It’s amazing how sexy words can also be applied to a sickly fever. Unfortunately, I’m not using the words to describe sexy time, but rather, the state of my body due to my disease, virus, or infection. It’s weird how sick can...
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1. Poo Dick2. Worst Led Zeppelin Album3. Really Bad Movie About a Lesbian4. Obstruction of Traffic Flow5. Did I Mention Poo Dick?
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1. Poo Dick2. Worst Led Zeppelin Album3. Horrible Movie4. Obstruction of traffic flow5. Did I mention Poo Dick?
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KelliI'm in love with Molli. She likes coffee just like me- milke and 9 sugars, bro. We drank Starbuck’s and banged at her apartment last night. She’s not perfect, but at least better than skanky Brandi...AlliFuck I'm lonely.
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Smell that in the air? Delicious, isn’t it? I’m talking about the splendiferous aroma of blossoming trees, unshowered engineers (emerging from the library for the first time in months), frat boy barbeques and burning organic chemistry...
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Most dorms and frat houses have an old vacuum cleaner lying around. Want to learn how to use this as a weapon against those you live with? Read on!1. V-Bagging - Remove the bag on the vacuum and slice it open like a popcorn bag. You now possess an...
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Charlie Murphy
I remember when rock was young, me and boobies had so much
fun.
May 27, 2009 |
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Charlie Murphy
It's great to be a Zeeb
May 27, 2009 |
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Charlie Murphy
Sickest ZBT Beer Pong Table
May 27, 2009 |
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Do you have any idea how unsafe that is? Try to pass it with your belly don't he peak of the roof, so your balanced and don't slip off.
August 23, 2007 |
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Joe
Animatronic Rap
July 31, 2007 |
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Joe
National Spelling Bee
July 28, 2007 |
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Joe
The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.
July 19, 2007 |
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Joe
Dramatic Chipmunk
July 17, 2007 |
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Joe
Would a loser have an awesome tattoo on his belly?
July 17, 2007 |
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Charlie Murphy
"My sorostitute costume"
April 28, 2007 |